Rosie's rules

Just revisiting a few ground rules for my own benefit. These rules are not written, they are more a way of life that I need to follow to please Him, that I am well aware of but ones I do slip up on on occasion. He has never given me any "standard" rules, these are ones that have really just eventuated as a matter of course over the years:

1. Always describe what underwear I have on (I have been slack with that)


2. Always wear my collar (I did this ONCE and have never done it again)


3. Always have a shaved cunt (I have been a little slack with that)


4. Always have smooth legs and underarms (ditto)


5. Maintain fingernails and toe nails (ditto)


6. Always wear lip gloss - I have been vigilant with that


7. Never wear red - I have been vigilant with that


8. Never wear bright pink - I have been vigilant with that


9. Always wear something online that can be easily taken off to present my breasts to Him - I have been vigilant with that


10. Never say "whatever" - I have been vigilant with that


11. Never lie to Him - I don't lie to Him


12. Currently - lose 500grams a week until He says - I have been vigilant with that


13. Text Him every day when He is in London, preferably twice so He knows I am in bed and at what time - I have been vigilant with that


14. Don't smoke - I have been vigilant with that


15. Don't over indulge in anything, including alcohol - More recently okay with that needing to lose weight


16. Never masturbate - I have been vigilant with that


17. Only ever touch His cunt in preparation for Him, and only to "prepare" it for use - I have been vigilant with that


18. Always inform Him if I am not going to be home on days He may call - I have been vigilant with that


19. Refer to Him as "Master" more often than not - I have been vigilant with that


20. Never EVER call when He has told me not to - Ummm recently I have failed on this


21. Always have my phone on and be available (when not asleep) - I have been vigilant with that


22. Never raise my voice to Him - I have failed on this


23. Never swear at Him - Ummm recently I have failed on this


24. Always answer His questions when He asks them, even if they are questions I find embarrassing or out of stubbornness I refuse to answer (ie how much I weigh and more recently my refusal to give Him my birth date) - Ummm recently I have failed on this


25. Never allow stubbornness to get in the way of rules - Ummm recently I have failed on this


26. Always have all toys/crop/wooden spoons cinnamon ready if He wishes me to use them, even if weeks pass and He does require their use - I am vigilant with that


27. Maintain an interest in everything He enjoys - Ummm recently I have failed on this


28. Never EVER close my legs to Him (I did this ONCE and have never done it again) - I am vigilant with that


29. Never orgasm before He does (I did this not so long ago - fortunately He allowed it to slide) ask permission to orgasm if unsure - I have failed on this


30. Never stop sucking His shaft when He tells me to keep going (I did that ONCE and have never done it again) - I have been vigilant with that


31. Always wear knickers or a thong, NEVER go without (I did that once and was made to take public photos with NO underwear - I have not done it again) - I have been vigilant with that


32. Complete every task He sets as He would expect me to complete it if He were here watching me - I have been pretty good with that


33. Never refuse Him anything - Ummm recently I have failed on this


34. Try my hardest not to be late online and keep Him waiting - I am pretty good at this


35. Never ask for "more" when He has already said NO - I fail EVERY time on this


36. Don't even ask to masturbate - I am getting pretty good at not asking


37. Never assume - I am getting better on this


38. Make sure I pay attention to things He needs to do and remind Him - I am good with this

Sooo there are a couple I need to work on which I am going to put in bold for myself to work on. 13 things out of 38. I am sure there are other items I have failed to list.

Love You Master

Your slave

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